"I don’t believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something, like it. That’s what’s wrong with our generation: that residual punk rock guilt, like, “You’re not supposed to like that. That’s not fucking cool.” Don’t fucking think it’s not cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic.” It is cool to like Britney Spears’ “Toxic”! Why the fuck not? Fuck you! That’s who I am, goddamn it! That whole guilty pleasure thing is full of fucking shit."

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19 Jun 12 at 12 am

benedictcumberbatch:

theretardedginger:

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

Was I the only one who had the little cars and would drive them around the roads?

Wasn’t that the whole point of the rug though

I had a whole damn box full of about 100 cars and I used to spend my time making them crash into each other

I used to always park in the helicopter landing. Because, y’know, I’ve always been a hardcore rebel and shit. 

tags: childhood  fuck yeah 
benedictcumberbatch:

theretardedginger:

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

Was I the only one who had the little cars and would drive them around the roads?

Wasn’t that the whole point of the rug though
I had a whole damn box full of about 100 cars and I used to spend my time making them crash into each other

I used to always park in the helicopter landing. Because, y’know, I’ve always been a hardcore rebel and shit. 

I feel like writing. And holy shit, it’s been so long. I’m sitting in my room, on my bed, actually smiling like a fucking idiot because I want to write. After god knows how long that I’ve had this insane mix of writers block vs. feeling inadequate because I’m pretty sure no one’s reading my stories.. And it feels fucking amazing. 



Yup, i met jesus.
 


(Source: , via homophobics-aregay)

Conversation I heard in the club.

Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.