Call me Zeb. I hail from England. I play bass and take photos of shit and like to call it art. No matter what I do, I’m always going to be an artist, and I refuse to settle for anything less; even if it leaves me with no money; because money doesn’t make people happy and I need to be happy. Don’t ever be afraid to talk to me, I’m just a seventeen year old without a life. You shouldn’t care, but I self harm and have a fucktone of issues -I do not promote any of these nor encourage it. My blog will contain nudity, everything gay and gender-bending, self-mutilation and shit loads of swearing with the frequent side orders of kink, creepy and wrong in the head disgusting thoughts. .I’m just a hopeless romantic that’s in love with punk.I don’t believe in love, but I believe in you. Tumblr (3.0; @slightlyoddmortalvampire)http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2524010d87923ade6974e083ed9f3f6/tumblr_mlo1rjtCIK1qda07yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Fantasy Females Are Impossible To Satisfy</em>, Bob Carlos Clarke</p>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/48620582586http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/48620582586Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:57:19 +0100Fantasy Females Are Impossible To SatisfyBob Carlos Clarkephotographyblack and whitekinkfetishpvclatex<a href="http://the-soundofprettyodd.tumblr.com/post/48578145838/holy-smokes-today-is-the-bday-of-three-people-i">dead is the new alive.: holy smokes, today is the bday of three people i really love.my...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-soundofprettyodd.tumblr.com/post/48578145838/holy-smokes-today-is-the-bday-of-three-people-i" target="_blank">the-soundofprettyodd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>holy smokes, today is the bday of three people i really love.</p> <p>my brother, my father, and Zeb.</p> <p>I’m not going to talk about the first two because they can’t see this shit, well my brother yes but he is a gay man doesn’t matter.</p> <p>But, Zeb, princess, aw happy birthday, i’ve missed you so much, and I…</p> </blockquote> <p>omgomgomg omg hi heyhihello ily so much omg bby u r the sweetest ack</p>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/48579265135http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/48579265135Mon, 22 Apr 2013 02:57:11 +0100ilyomgpefectionyes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a31abf51a4902335392eac839bb0ed22/tumblr_mlmvb46a7V1qda07yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>i am such a cool 18 year old that i spent my birthday interacting with less than 8 different people yay</p>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/48577780429http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/48577780429Mon, 22 Apr 2013 02:40:16 +0100i s2g i am not an adult yet no i cant beno way no howmoi<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20f424a89898955650ab62fd9501b495/tumblr_ml79n6zZ4U1qda07yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>lITERALLY WHIMPERS OHJESFUCKING CHRIST</p>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47868563313http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47868563313Sat, 13 Apr 2013 16:28:18 +0100Gerard Waytwittercross dressingomfg i luv u<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ebv3xTDO1qae8x0o1_250.gif"/><br/> Big Worm notices the start of the fight.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ebv3xTDO1qae8x0o2_250.gif"/><br/> Gerard's attacked and Frank steps in.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ebv3xTDO1qae8x0o3_250.gif"/><br/> Ray holds Frank back from fighting.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ebv3xTDO1qae8x0o4_250.gif"/><br/> Frank DRAGS Ray across the yard.<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://areyouafraidofthedark.tumblr.com/post/21002397417/i-hope-this-helps-you-understand-whats-going-on" target="_blank">areyouafraidofthedark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I hope this helps you understand what’s going on. Click on the gifs to see what I think is happening.</p> </blockquote>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47589496317http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47589496317Wed, 10 Apr 2013 03:20:50 +0100why is this perfection stop itmcrmy chemical romancegerard wayfrank ieroray toroperfectionfriends<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f476467d502b6647634390c85b7852a/tumblr_mkydvnEp0X1qda07yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I do not know how to feel about this </p> <p></p>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47477730229http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47477730229Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:21:22 +0100gerard bby you were never fat comon you stunning creaturegerard waytwitteromfgcheekbones<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3f9cuTHJM1rnhbbuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>you are so beautiful, Frank</p>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47470079558http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47470079558Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:29:29 +0100frank ierogerard waymcrmy chemical romancelivebandsomfgluvbeautiful<p>should really talk to me because I seriously wanna go to the MCR meet up but I cant go alone and none of my rl friends like MCR </p> <p>h e l p </p>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47462346192http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47462346192Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:08:28 +0100mcrmymcrmcr meet up Londonpls<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahgerardwaysart.tumblr.com/post/5260059940/ladies-and-germs-gerard-ways-drawings-comic-drawings" target="_blank">fuckyeahgerardwaysart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ride-on-anything-iero.tumblr.com/post/5222645500" target="_blank">ride-on-anything-iero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://amberrkatiexo.tumblr.com/post/5221840908" target="_blank">amberrkatiexo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqi7ltjmm1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqi91uXlh1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqia6S2I41qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqiaqSFBq1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqibeu93X1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqiby40R31qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqicgVHS31qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqid02W4K1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqidgNhy41qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqie6qhUg1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqiefwjwd1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqievEPxd1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqif9bD9Q1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqiflJOiC1qa9d7c.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqifwme6L1qa9d7c.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqigvo2sd1qa9d7c.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqih8zD2C1qa9d7c.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqihk3HgV1qa9d7c.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqii0fGNa1qa9d7c.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqij0Ovwx1qa9d7c.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqijvjHmJ1qa9d7c.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqikhNi6a1qa9d7c.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqilgCHNc1qa9d7c.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqimeIU6R1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqin2UTAe1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqinqT6yQ1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqioacbQt1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqipaRYzJ1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqipzqamh1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqiqvI4dE1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqirqpV861qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqiseLEqL1qa9d7c.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkqit2Qv0M1qa9d7c.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>He is so FUCKING talented.</p> <p><strong>Gerard, you are an inspiration in more ways than one.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Yes! More art. Some was already posted, but some wasn’t so I figured I should share.</p> </blockquote>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47457533349http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47457533349Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:29:52 +0100literally cries at gerard's perfectiongerard wayartcomiccomic stylegerard way's artcomic bookperfectionthe true life of the fabulous killjoysThe Umbrella Academy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a877adbb9c1d52e9c33b0b4e3bd0880f/tumblr_mke8hb8FHy1qd5adqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a40e7c826d2a2a3b0e557474621d55d/tumblr_mke8hb8FHy1qd5adqo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9bc31184ff7e58dc9caf8e832ce916d6/tumblr_mke8hb8FHy1qd5adqo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://99lions.tumblr.com/post/46542789738/smeared-skies-by-matt-molloy-matt-busted-out-into" target="_blank">99lions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Smeared Skies</strong> by <a href="http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/my-modern-shop-matt-molloy-smeared-skies" target="_blank">Matt Molloy</a></p> <p>Matt busted out into the art scene with his smeared sky photos. Stacking 100 to 200 photos into one, he gave a new way to enjoy the view above us. </p> </blockquote>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47256896880http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/47256896880Sat, 06 Apr 2013 06:57:11 +0100photographyartawesomesky<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18b6f01279587801ecb529cfa541d850/tumblr_mg0bjgH15d1r0bbnbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myworld-through-myeyes.tumblr.com/post/46936783674/bwandonxvcastillo-hooplaaaaah" target="_blank">myworld-through-myeyes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bwandonxvcastillo.tumblr.com/post/40062335576/hooplaaaaah-the-vegan-muser-josh-fallstar" target="_blank">bwandonxvcastillo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hooplaaaaah.tumblr.com/post/39909893102" target="_blank">hooplaaaaah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-vegan-muser.tumblr.com/post/39895383847/josh-fallstar-am-i-the-only-one-that-knows-the" target="_blank">the-vegan-muser</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://josh-fallstar.tumblr.com/post/39872718895/am-i-the-only-one-that-knows-the-stereotypical" target="_blank">josh-fallstar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Am I the only one that knows the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together? </p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE</p> <p>cuz the weird fake heart shape is about love, it’s about TWO HEARTS COMING TOGETHER</p> <p><em>guys</em>.</p> </blockquote> <p>whoa. talk about mindfucked.</p> </blockquote> <p>Learn something new everyday.</p> </blockquote> <p>Holy mother of… </p> </blockquote>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46953220940http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46953220940Tue, 02 Apr 2013 20:03:40 +0100hearthuman heartlovephotography<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecfb659cfda0f7f80f094aee14d914cb/tumblr_mkkzmvim4B1rtp5tto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giga-dismay.tumblr.com/post/46849522268" target="_blank">giga-dismay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Passport photograph of Mr Q Bearly. Occupation: Savager of things<br/> Height: Freaky big</p> </blockquote> <p><em>Height: freaky big </em>omfg</p>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46946997175http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46946997175Tue, 02 Apr 2013 18:26:23 +0100artomfg<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6454cd4b31b61cbef9784bc6732dce39/tumblr_mkn1p4q19u1qda07yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>nope my poor baby nope nope nope</span></p>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46946891517http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46946891517Tue, 02 Apr 2013 18:24:40 +0100Gerard WayTwitternope nope nopemcrthree cheers for sweet revengemy chemical romanceI Brought You My BulletsYou Brought Me Your LoveI brought you my bullets you brought me your lovealbumsbrokendesperate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4546f30311a4a360f36a4b8241ce9ac2/tumblr_milm0iaK4N1qdmi1yo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01168bc1669b34fe710b59efa265e1e6/tumblr_milm0iaK4N1qdmi1yo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c84678377a676c274e787a922ac7b3e9/tumblr_milm0iaK4N1qdmi1yo3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9239896741ae3cf2208cf275ce31533/tumblr_milm0iaK4N1qdmi1yo4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0439b1bd30c3b3882f40aae63ddc372/tumblr_milm0iaK4N1qdmi1yo5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7969282672b37eb13f0f51a9cf54e1ff/tumblr_milm0iaK4N1qdmi1yo6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df322e87ea9d07475776ea901d1c48f1/tumblr_milm0iaK4N1qdmi1yo7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e4e59c4b1f27396bcf2b49fff213b23/tumblr_milm0iaK4N1qdmi1yo8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df6fbf68ec581ed23d520fd955020a84/tumblr_milm0iaK4N1qdmi1yo9_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div> <div> <p><small><span>“…<em>Like last night, they are not like tremors, they are worse than tremors, </em></span><em>they are these terrors. And it’s like, it feels like as if somebody was gripping my throat and squeezing and sometimes I see flames. And sometimes I see people that I love dying and </em><span><strong><em>I can’t ever wake up</em></strong>.”</span></small></p> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46946755649http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46946755649Tue, 02 Apr 2013 18:22:27 +0100gerard waySleepThe Balck Paradelyricsmcr quotesquotes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8cfe10cc16a992270a44f0e05a20da8/tumblr_mkhsc8OgQP1s7map0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46775186187http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46775186187Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:26:01 +0100but his face though;~;perfectionfrank ieroi love you<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc43c3dbc9126453e461c9bd7358ae98/tumblr_mjukfsfbDF1qb9qp8o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adriofthedead.tumblr.com/post/46737256789/whythefuckareyouromeo-0ver-doze-omg-they" target="_blank">adriofthedead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whythefuckareyouromeo.tumblr.com/post/46459700004/0ver-doze-omg-they-are-so-offended-if-you-lick" target="_blank">whythefuckareyouromeo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://0ver-doze.tumblr.com/post/45927040087" target="_blank"><br/>0ver-doze</a>:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7b203cc7228b0277b07bd0be5c270452/tumblr_inline_mjxuhkQilU1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>omg they are so offended if you lick them back. </p> </blockquote> <p>Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.</p> </blockquote> <p>d o g s <span>♥‿♥</span></p> </blockquote>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46775055295http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46775055295Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:24:20 +0100omfganimalsdogscuteblessawwww<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57b7e9079e6c486f324ad2c7ad013c2c/tumblr_mkj8614Add1s5i17io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nightingveil.tumblr.com/post/46764048148/lyn-z-in-vegas-yesterday-with-gerard-and-bandit" target="_blank">nightingveil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lyn-z in Vegas yesterday, with Gerard and Bandit Lee looking on.</p> <p>(I took off the MCR tag. I just knew some people still use it for Gerard.) </p> </blockquote> <p>i cant even fucking gerard i swear to god pls you need to stop being so fucking perfect uGH</p>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46774918271http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46774918271Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:22:36 +0100gerard waylyn-z waymindless self indulgencebanditperfectlovecan i have you pls<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2v7mm8D8I1rtgzblo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>you beautiful motherfucker you</p>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46774820745http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46774820745Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:21:20 +0100Frank Ierotattoosperfection<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whitedenimjacket.tumblr.com/post/46736224267/frank-throws-himself-around-on-stage-breaks-bones" target="_blank">whitedenimjacket</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>frank throws himself around on stage, breaks bones and ruins equipment and jumps into the crowd, and he keeps playing the whole time</p> <p>but the second <strong>gerard grabs and kisses him</strong>, he <em>drops his fucking guitar</em> and pulls him in like they aren’t in front of 10,000 people</p> <p>or he decides to kiss gerard and just throws his guitar behind him</p> <p>the only thing in the world that could distract frank from play was <em><strong>kissing gerard</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46773118538http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46773118538Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:59:04 +0100frerardmcromggerard wayfrank ieromy chemical romanceokkissing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/822c86abd80b43ce305d494b69c59637/tumblr_mi3qbwTtDz1rzgne7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46773021001http://slightlyoddmortalvampire.tumblr.com/post/46773021001Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:57:46 +0100gerard way