June 2012
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friend: so, what type of guys are you into?
me: fictional, mostly.
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fonduer:
do you ever want to slap yourself in the face because you know you should be doing something productive but instead you choose to sit in front of a laptop for hours on end doing shit that has no beneficial impact on your life and this just happens day after day after day and still you refuse to accept the fact that you have a problem
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you know you're really upset when funny tumblr...
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girlwhocriedboo:
mrpondismypatronus:
I’m waiting for the day that I’m in public, and randomly belt out,
“When he was a young warthog!”
I hear, “WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOG!” sung back at me.
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dirkitty:
I survived 12 years of my life with no internet
but now I can’t survive like 12 seconds waiting for a page to load
something has gone so desperately wrong
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liveinphoenix:
have you ever loved a celebrity so much that your internal organs start failing
all the time, bro. All the time.
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If I can talk to you and not be judged, reblog...
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people I call "dude."
male friends: dude
female friends: dude
cis friends: dude
queer friends: dude
trans* friends: dude
my parents: dude
my boss: dude
the president: mr. dude
the queen: your dudeness
the pope: holy dude
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skate-high:
I’m gonna invent eye drops that change your eye color
there’s this thing that opticians put in your eyes that make them bright yellow. It helps them check what damage has been done or whatever. It looks pretty fucking cool though.
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Watchskate-high:
what
I actually feel like a bit of a fucking paedophile.
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